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Agent Washington ([personal profile] schrodingerscockroach) wrote2019-08-07 07:56 am

Memory 8

Neutral Trivial: Don't patronize me. (Reconstruction 13)

Beginning to 1:54 then 2:30 to 2:56 then 3:38 to the end.

Short Summary:
Watching through the scope the Reds driving around in a Warthog while being chased by other soldiers. The plan is not working. Church says they never work and Caboose says that's why they carry guns. Wash goes on a rant on the Reds claims of being better at vehicles than the blues while impersonating Sarge. Wonders why he listened to them, and does not listen to either Church or Caboose. Watching them drive around some more.

Wash decides he has to go save them and he hates them. Caboose says he's getting a lot of practice, and Church endorses letting people die so they can fit in one car.

He chases after the Warthogs, trying to find a good way to help when Grif tricks the others to drive off a cliff and they destroy the second Warthog. Wash tells them off because they needed that! Grif sasses back and Wash demands another vehicle and a Hornet shows up. Grif calls him out on dramatic irony demands.

Wash checks on the guards in the front and there's something odd about that movement, so he asks Caboose what Church is doing. Church who is being disturbingly still from what he can tell through the zoom on his helmet. Caboose says it's a game. Church falls over like a statue. Caboose hangs up.

Break Down
-The Reds are idiots.
-The Blues are idiots.
-Everyone is idiots.
-Wash isn't half bad at impersonations.
-They need two vehicles.
-Wash is hating the save everyone part of the job.
-He is just. So Tired. So very tired.
-Church is an asshole.
-Caboose is an idiot.
-Reds fuck up getting the second vehicle.
-Wash should just not ask for things.
-A guard is moving into the building and considering how they have been keeping watch, this is Odd Behavior.
-And something is In There that he doesn't want Church to mess with.
-So he checks on Church who.
-May not be in his body.
-Which is a thing.
-Caboose lies poorly.

Meaning
....what if Church is a ghost thing.

What if CHURCH is a heroic spirit?????

It's just stupid enough to be true.