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Originally I wasn't gonna do an introduction and just let everyone have the misfortune of meeting me organically. I know it's possible that I've been here before and I've grown really fond of running into people who already know me after all!
You know, let the recognition settle in followed by that, "Oh great it's him," feeling crawl up their spine? (‾‸◝);;
Agonize over the fact that they took two seconds too long and now I've spotted them and they can't escape another unpleasant encounter with me? ε=ε=(っ*´□`)っ
And then I get to watch their expressions change as they try to figure out wtf I'm talking about or if they can escape or how quickly they can strangle the life out of me!
I've nearly been eaten by a landshark before! ヾ( •́д•̀ ;)ノ
It's always a riot! (*≧▽≦)ノシ))
Buuuuut seeing as I suck at my powers and most of you are probably pretty good at yours, I decided I'm not gonna risk my life.
So Oma Kokichi, here! That's Kokichi Oma in western order for weirdos who refer to people that way.
If you've met me before, forget whatever he ever told you because he's nothing but a liar, okay? I guarantee you nothing he ever said was important or true.
Yes, I am also a liar, but as I am the current Oma-chan here I now rank higher than him in the Official Oma Kokichi Knock Down Drag Out Battle Royale for the Crown! So my lies are way more important and always true!
(*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑
For anyone who hated past me feel free to continue hating current me because that probably won't change www
And with that out of the way I've got a couple of super important questions because today is a super important day.
1: Where is the best place to get hot coffee around here? (There IS coffee here right?)
2: Which authors in this world write the best mystery books? I'll accept anything in the genre of mystery, though something with detectives would be preferred~
3: Is there anywhere to get a dessert that isn't too sweet but not too bitter either?
I might have more later, maybe not.
Anyway, sooooo nice to meet you all, I hope we can be friends~
( ˘ ³˘)❤
You know, let the recognition settle in followed by that, "Oh great it's him," feeling crawl up their spine? (‾‸◝);;
Agonize over the fact that they took two seconds too long and now I've spotted them and they can't escape another unpleasant encounter with me? ε=ε=(っ*´□`)っ
And then I get to watch their expressions change as they try to figure out wtf I'm talking about or if they can escape or how quickly they can strangle the life out of me!
I've nearly been eaten by a landshark before! ヾ( •́д•̀ ;)ノ
It's always a riot! (*≧▽≦)ノシ))
Buuuuut seeing as I suck at my powers and most of you are probably pretty good at yours, I decided I'm not gonna risk my life.
So Oma Kokichi, here! That's Kokichi Oma in western order for weirdos who refer to people that way.
If you've met me before, forget whatever he ever told you because he's nothing but a liar, okay? I guarantee you nothing he ever said was important or true.
Yes, I am also a liar, but as I am the current Oma-chan here I now rank higher than him in the Official Oma Kokichi Knock Down Drag Out Battle Royale for the Crown! So my lies are way more important and always true!
(*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑
For anyone who hated past me feel free to continue hating current me because that probably won't change www
And with that out of the way I've got a couple of super important questions because today is a super important day.
1: Where is the best place to get hot coffee around here? (There IS coffee here right?)
2: Which authors in this world write the best mystery books? I'll accept anything in the genre of mystery, though something with detectives would be preferred~
3: Is there anywhere to get a dessert that isn't too sweet but not too bitter either?
I might have more later, maybe not.
Anyway, sooooo nice to meet you all, I hope we can be friends~
( ˘ ³˘)❤